Coffee Connoisseur

barista machine pouring espresso into cup

“You are not a coffee drinker.”

“Oh hush now Paul, you see me get my coffee everyday!”

“Yep. I do, sadly. That’s not coffee, Ian. To tell you the truth, I don’t know what to call it.”

“It’s called a caffeinated beverage, Paul. Sheesh, why are you so bigoted about this? Anyway, can I please get a quarter-strength soy cappuccino with eight sugars, hazelnut, butterscotch, with a dash of caramel, please. Ooh, and does it come with those cute little marshmallows? Excellent, I’ll have two.”

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